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okay so the most embarrassing thing i’ve ever done happened when i was two:

(i literally hate this story so much but i guess it’s pretty funny???)

so i was in the inflatable pool in the backyard and screamed to my mom “i found a hole!” so she runs outside and is like “what where” so i literally POINTED TO MY CROTCH AND SAID “i found a hole!” confused, my mom tells me that it’s a secret hole and we don’t tell anybody about it.  LITERALLY THE SAME DAY WE GO TO KMART AND I’M SITTING IN THE CART AND I TELL THE CASHIER I HAVE A SECRET AND SHE’S LIKE “HURR DURR, WHAT’S YOUR SECRET?” SO I FUCKING WHIP AROUND IN THE CART AND MOVE MY SHORTS AND SHOW HER MY VAGINA.

and that’s the most embarrassing thing i’ve ever done

Posted on 26th Jun 2014 at 1:05pm with 83 notes
Tagged as #i'm posting this for notes and notes only #i haven't had a successful text post in eons #but this actually happened ask my mom #i hate myself
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