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♡Potato Queen Supreme♡
hi i'm chaiya and i want to kiss you on the face (≧ω≦) //

omgbuglen:

godotal:

So I finally caught him in the act of escaping

Did you really think that flimsy wire cage would contain his laser eyes? Consider yourself lucky he didn’t melt you instead.

(via allegedlyinsane)

christareiss:

so you wanna be a master

(via pinkypinkman)

call-me-wicked:

theaudienceapplauded:

The Every Occasion Card

Have a shitty motherfucking baby

Thanks for the shitty ass gift

(Source: brain-food, via teenagemutantninjaturtlecat)

slimydad:

aztec420:

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how does something this small even exist? is this a pig molecule? i need to lay down a while

(Source: eviljovan, via onlylivingboyin-ny)

weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

(Source: thiccthot, via gemihi)

wings-for-castiel:

kasukasukasumisty:

manimeshades:

dont go through an artists sketchbook without their permission

i repeat

DONT GO THROUGH AN ARTISTS SKETCHBOOK WITHOUT THEIR PERMISSION

AND LISTEN TO THEM WHEN THEY TOLD YOU TO PUT IT DOWN

OR PEOPLE’S WRITING PLEASE IT’S SO EMBARRASSING WHEN SOMEONE READS SOMETHING YOU WROTE THAT WAS MEANT TO BE PERSONAL

(Source: princcehans, via aliviajoelynn)

(Source: sothemoontoldme, via sumpo0sie)

tinypantsbishounen:

*stirs coffee with a lit cigarette and then drops it in* have you ever heard of the smiths

(via screw--gravity)

#me

oldspice:

Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup! Wait no, it’s a walking computer with a face.

old spice what the fuck

pchoop:

breaks down

(via screw--gravity)

#mE

sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

(via hanni-you-shanked-the-kids)

yoncehaunted:

*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*

(via ponderingentirety)

bombing:

one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

(via cassastrophe)