this is my faviorite king of the hill joke and it’s only 5 seconds long and king of the hill isn’t on netflix anymore and it’s not free on amazon prime anymore either, so i had to rely on a dubbed anime website to find it
Mike Judge is a genius
(Source: yepperoni, via tr0phyboys)
"I just want someone who won’t get annoyed when I text them six times or in all caps. Someone I can go on long drives with and can sing along to the radio with. Someone I can eat pizza with at 2am and kiss at 6pm. Someone who chooses me everyday and never thinks twice about it."
glad that tumblr has started putting random ppls posts on my dashboard, love it, thanks for this exciting new feature, definitely want to see posts from people i dont follow, thats why i didnt follow them
I wonder what bugs think when they land on my phone screen and I start scrolling. Like do they think the ground is moving and not taking them with it? Do they worry if they hurt the ground’s feelings? It’s ok, lil bug, you’re doing the best you can.
i have this crazy urge to txt you cause i miss you so much but then i remember you probably don’t miss me at all.
"They don’t cut anymore.
That doesn’t mean their sadness and pain has gone away,
it just means they’re bottling it up even more."