Anonymous said: would you date someone who is fat?
I replied:
Of course
I replied:
Anonymous said: So let's say I wanted to buy like a touché amoré shirt from you like the one you made how much would you charge?
I replied:
Hm. Probably like twenty bucks plus shipping?
Anonymous said: Are you masturbating a healthy amount?
I replied:
what
‘sad’ backwards is ‘das’ and ‘das’ in German means ‘the’. ‘the’ has 3 letters and u know what else has 3 letters???
that’s right„ ‘pee’
Wake up America
(via rustanddecay)
Anonymous said: I wanna buy you a banjo and send it to you, but the box will be huge and I'll also be in it with a banjo of my own, and we can do a duet then snuggle.
I replied:
ahH THIS IS THE MOST PERFECT IDEA EVER OMFG come to me, you’re so cute
i literally have no energy to do anything anymore
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annoying online and irl
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collegecouchpotato said: What's your favourite movie?
I replied:
Ummmm Mysterious Skin or 500 Days of Summer
one time a boy liked me just kidding
(via rustanddecay)
tell me a joke
(Source: girlglue, via thisurlalreadyexists)
I could go for a nice make-out session up against a wall right about now.
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mr steal yo mechanical pencil
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